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📜 The wandering samurai is bound at last. All my books, now on Amazon.
Paperback stands ready today. The Kindle scroll rides in any day now. Every tale carries a fresh afterword.
See all my books →
Buy me a coffee
This rōnin carries no gun. Only a sword, a brush, and a small glowing phone.
Every tale here is drawn and written by one wandering hand. If it warmed you, help fuel the next hundred.
☕ Buy this samurai a coffee

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65.2M impressions · 1.3M likes · 180 stories

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The Free 🔥 14.8M

We sat at a table in a bright, loud eating house.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 14.4M

I needed to move a sofa.

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I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

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In Japan, mispronouncing a word gets you a polite correction.

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In Georgia I entered a Chick-fil-A drive-thru line of forty cars.

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USA. Summer. It is 95 degrees outside, and I am shivering inside a sandwich shop.

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I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger.

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The waitress, a woman of sunny disposition, recommended a dish that, to my eyes, appeared to be…

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In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas.

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In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting.

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I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack."

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In America, a stranger will rename you in a single breath, and you are simply expected to come…

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USA. A potluck. Everyone brings one dish.

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Update. I have been assigned a function.

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USA. A restaurant. I could not finish my meal, and I bowed my head in shame.

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I left Alabama. I am in Georgia now.

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USA. A house. The garage is full, so the car sleeps in the rain.

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I stood in the vast hall of goods, a silent guardian of philosophy.

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The drink was blue, cold, and a mystery.

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I called a recommended electrician and he did not answer.

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In America I was taken to a warehouse called Costco.

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USA. A backyard. A man. A grill. Four hours.

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An American said "yeah, no" to me and I did not know if that was a yes.

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Americans keep a second refrigerator in the garage.

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USA. There is a beast that lives beneath the American sink.

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A stranger at an American grocery store said, "I love your jacket, man."

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In Nashville I ordered hot chicken.

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As a Japanese person, one thing that still messes with my head in America is how “How are you?” is b

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In Texas I was taken to a grocery store called H-E-B.

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USA. A diner. The waitress asked me how I want my eggs, and my mind went completely blank.

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There is a chair in every American house that is not for sitting.

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I went to Katz's Deli on Houston Street. The man at the door, an older guy in an apron, handed me a

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 143K

My car made a noise.

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I said goodbye to an American family at eight o'clock.

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USA. There is a white sauce here that the people pour upon…

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In America they told me the football game starts at 1 PM.

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I called a man about my roof and he told me not to hire him.

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A boy stood ready to serve, his station a counter of sugared and salted delights.

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My neighbor has a key to my house.

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A gas station in Texas, called Buc-ee’s.

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A Waffle House at three in the morning.

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There came a knock at my gate, and a young warrior, small but formidable, stood ready for battle.

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There is a diner in the Tennessee mountains where a little girl showed me a book.

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I sought but a single bottle of the American white sauce, this nation’s sacred oil.

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At an American cookout, only one man is allowed to touch the meat.

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My American friends led me into a cavernous room where swords of fire danced and a chef, master…

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A Five Guys in a strip mall. I had heard the burgers here were honest. A samurai goes where the food

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USA. A grocery register.

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The man at the hardware store called me “boss.”

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A man in Kansas City told me the meat would be ready at four in the afternoon.

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My sword broke last winter, and so I went to replace it at the only smith I could find: a vast…

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USA. A gas station register.

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I came to watch the gladiators clash, and found the warriors feasting hours before the arena…

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In America I bought a used Jeep to cross the country.

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They made me sign a waiver before the wings arrived.

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I came to lift one weight. I left a legend.

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Wire came in.

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In America, a stranger will love you on sight, and you are simply expected to allow it.

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USA. A national park. A crowd had gathered on wooden benches to watch a hole in the ground, and ever

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Over here, the school bus has an ARM, and when the arm extends, all of America stops.

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My English teacher warned me: “Americans are fake.”

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My host calls him “the weather man.”

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A doughnut shop called Krispy Kreme.

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In 1948, a young American pilot gave two sticks of gum to a group of German children behind a barbed

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My American friends invited me to dinner.

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I got invited to a church potluck in Alabama. I brought nothing. I didn't know the rules.

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The Free 🔥 47K

There is a restaurant in Texas where they bring you food until you tell them to stop.

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USA. They sell food here in the sizes of war.

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I bought a drink at this American eating-house.

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I am a samurai. Tonight, my army won.

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USA. A restaurant entrance.

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The Free 🔥 43K

A restaurant in America handed me a cup of soda.

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At an American baseball game, a stranger will throw his arms around you the instant your side…

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USA. A diner. I ordered a cola, and they handed me a cup that was ninety percent ice.

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Here in America, a bedroom.

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Somewhere in America, a drive-in.

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I was driving and the cars ahead of me pulled to the side of the road, so I pulled to the side of th

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In America, a young man at the coffee shop extended his FIST toward me, and I stood before it…

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I mentioned to one person that I was moving apartments.

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For the fourth time since my arrival, I entered the small eatery.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 37K

TOMODACHI.

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My neighbor, Dale, possesses a magnificent machine of burden, and I have observed its quiet,…

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In America, a stranger will say “bless you” when you sneeze.

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A confession. My fortune had been falling.

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USA. A Southern restaurant.

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I stood before a beast of the old world, a creature of such power and quiet majesty that I…

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The Free 🔥 34K

Here in America, i returned to my hotel room at night and found that someone had entered, remade…

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My neighbor’s small, red banner on a stick appeared, and he raised it, not to announce battle,…

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Beneath a lantern declaring “Express Lane,” I observed a sacred instruction, written in bold…

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This country. A living room.

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Somewhere in America, your weather report is performed as THEATER, and I have become a devoted…

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A grocery store called Trader Joe’s.

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This country. A grocery store.

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In America, a stranger will hold a door for a man who is nowhere near it.

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USA. A supermarket register.

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USA. September first.

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My nose tingled, a familiar warning.

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USA. A diner entrance.

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Somewhere in America, july 4th, 9 p.

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USA. A checkout lane. I have found where this nation hides its ambush troops.

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USA. Anime convention, Saturday morning.

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Stateside, a restaurant.

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There was a man at the next table in uniform, and the waitress would not let him pay.

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The girl at the coffee counter asked for my name.

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USA. A grocery store.

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Fifty thousand people stood up in order, section by section.

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The Free 🔥 21K

USA. A restaurant on my birthday week.

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USA. Every store shouts the same two words when you enter: “Welcome in!”

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The morning sun found me again at the House of Waffles.

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The wind changed, the air grew heavy, and the sky above my neighbor’s house began to pulse with…

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Stateside, a man with three small children at a brewery looked at my hakama and said, very…

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USA. The woman handed me my receipt and said, “Have a nice day!”

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A shop in a shopping mall, called Cinnabon.

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In America, a stranger will tell you that you are funny, and you must decide what to do with such…

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Out here, my neighbor’s doorbell has an EYE, and the eye speaks with his voice.

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There is a moment at the end of every American meal when a stranger in an apron offers you the…

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USA. A small eating house.

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USA. There is a store where everything costs one dollar, and I went in to find the catch.

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USA. A highway on-ramp.

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In America, a man will promise you lunch, and you are both meant to understand that he means…

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A woman at the warehouse store held out a tiny paper cup.

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USA. A fast food counter. I ordered a sandwich.

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USA. A grocery register.

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I bought water and gum.

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USA. A parking lot.

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The Free 🔥 14K

USA. I bumped a man’s cart with mine.

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The Free 🔥 14K

USA. A diner. The waitress asked me a question, and I misheard my destiny.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 14K

USA. A woman named Brittany whispered that she was going to…

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The Bewilderment 🔥 14K

I gave the cashier my name. She said, “Perfect.”

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The Bewilderment 🔥 14K

USA. A small town, Friday, 5 p.

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The Renamed 🔥 14K

My American neighbor, Megan, approached me this morning with a grave pronouncement.

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The Renamed 🔥 14K

USA. I walked into a sandwich shop a commoner, and walked out…

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 14K

A child, flushed from battle with summer heat, offered me his elixir, fresh from a green serpent…

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The Enormous 🔥 13K

I once sat at a table in the southland when a woman spoke a word that felt like a sudden embrace,…

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The Renamed 🔥 13K

I ordered a coffee.

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The Enormous 🔥 13K

USA. A great yellow carriage stopped in the road, threw out a…

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The Enormous 🔥 12K

I purchased a drink.

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The Enormous 🔥 12K

USA. The suburbs. My neighbor Dale complimented my lawn, and I…

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The Enormous 🔥 12K

A warm basket appeared before me, unbidden.

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The Bewilderment 🔥 12K

USA. At the door of every house here lies a small cloth that…

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The Renamed 🔥 11K

USA. A family restaurant.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 11K

In America, a stranger will say “love you” and then hang up.

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The Bewilderment 🔥 11K

In America, there is a secret password.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 11K

I stood before the grandest collection of faces I had ever witnessed, a silent army of joy and…

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 11K

There was a sign on the lawn. “YARD SALE.”

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The Enormous 🔥 11K

USA. A buffet. The sign said all you can eat.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 11K

USA. On Saturday mornings, a parking lot near my home becomes a…

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 10K

We came upon an American house with its treasures spread across the front lawn.

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The Free 🔥 10K

In America, a stranger will offer you his fist, and you are simply meant to understand.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 10K

My neighbor, Walt-san, cuts his vast garden mounted upon a motorized steed, a ritual I have…

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The Bewilderment 🔥 10K

Beyond the formal receiving rooms of the house, in the place where a family keeps its riding…

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The Renamed 🔥 10K

“Can I get a name for the order?”

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The Bewilderment 🔥 10K

The machine accused me of a crime I did not commit.

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The Enormous 🔥 9.8K

USA. The hotel bathroom contains a row of tiny bottles, and I…

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 9.5K

A national holiday. The chains had invented it, I knew that.

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The Renamed 🔥 9.4K

I stood before a shop, its doorway protected by a stark, absolute decree: three items, neatly…

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 9.4K

The waiter knelt slightly, met my eyes, and said, “Hi, I’m Brad, I’ll be taking care of you tonight.”

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The Enormous 🔥 9.2K

An arcade called Dave & Buster’s.

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The Bewilderment 🔥 8.7K

I needed a single book. I was told to go to a great building where they keep them all.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 8.5K

USA. The forecast promised a storm, and my neighbor responded by…

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The Renamed 🔥 8.0K

USA. Battery Park ferry.

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The Enormous 🔥 7.8K

The sign read: “ALL YOU CAN EAT — $14.”

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 7.6K

USA. Driving at night through open country, I saw a pink light…

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 7.3K

“Take as long as you want at the window, sir.”

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The Enormous 🔥 6.9K

My friends said they were taking me somewhere “fun.”

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The Renamed 🔥 6.9K

“How many times did you die of dysentery?”

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The Bewilderment 🔥 6.8K

The waiters dropped their trays and ran.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 6.8K

USA. I thanked the young woman for my coffee.

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The Free 🔥 6.6K

I saw a sign for a village, but the characters were not kanji.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 6.6K

“How much do I tip a camel. ” Brad asked it without looking up from his wallet.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 6.6K

My friend beckoned me toward a door I had always presumed to be a mere closet, a portal to some…

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The Bewilderment 🔥 6.4K

USA. A businessman shook my hand, and I require a moment.

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The Bewilderment 🔥 6.3K

USA. I walked in to ask about a job.

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The Free 🔥 6.2K

USA. I broke a kettle, so I went to the store to confess.

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The Bewilderment 🔥 6.1K

I learned English from action movies.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 6.1K

USA. Your weather report is performed as THEATER, and I have become a devoted patron.

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The Free 🔥 5.9K

On my third day, the barista handed me a small card.

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The Renamed 🔥 5.6K

USA. NASA visitor center.

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The Renamed 🔥 5.4K

Stateside. A training mock-up of the space toilet.

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The Sacred Rituals 🔥 4.7K

USA. A park near my home.

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pack a sparkler

America’s festival nights

A cheerful samurai watching fireworks over an American festival night
this is a festival calendar, friend!

Parades. Fireworks. State fairs.

A wandering samurai’s cheerful guide to the nights America lights up — tap any date and smile.

Open the festival calendar →
press & media

Where the samurai has wandered

The New York Times
Food · June 18, 2026

“Nobunaga, the Japanese wanderer whose reverential written meditations on X about bottomless baskets of chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant in the United States, isn’t quite what some observers have taken him for…”

from Those World Cup Tourists Loving American Food? They’re Not All What They Seem.

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NOBUNAGA — A wandering samurai tries to understand America
ABC News Live
via Justin Tinsley · June 18, 2026

“Sir, I was so moved by this tweet I had to salute you on @ABCNewsLive with @LinseyDavis. Hands down my favorite part of the #WorldCup have been the food reviews. This is the magnum opus of them all.”

Featured on ABC News Live during the World Cup — saved here in case the original post goes away.

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