By NOBUNAGA (@japan_nobunaga). Featured in The New York Times · ABC News Live · Press · Book.
An arcade called Dave & Buster’s. My friend handed me a plastic card and pointed me at a wooden ramp. You roll a ball up it. The ball lands in a ring. A machine prints you a ribbon of tickets. At the end, you trade the tickets for a prize.
This is the exact system by which my entire civilization rewarded its warriors. I did not expect to find it in New Jersey, beside a machine where a steel claw fails, again and again, to lift a stuffed bear.
I rolled the ball with the seriousness it deserved. Each roll, a battle. Each ticket, a deed recorded in the ledger of the house. After one hour I had earned forty-seven tickets. I carried them to the counter the way a general carries a campaign to the throne.
“Forty-seven gets you a sticker or a bouncy ball,” the woman said.
A sticker. Or a bouncy ball. For forty-seven battles.
I chose the bouncy ball. It is green. It is the size of a plum. I hold it in my palm and I think: this is what my service is worth, at the exchange rate of this nation. One plum of rubber. I am not insulted. I am educated.
My friend cashed in nothing and saved his tickets. “You save up for the big stuff, dude. The PlayStation is like a million tickets.”
A million. So there is a higher rank. There is always a higher rank.
I have returned every week for two months. I never save my tickets. I take the bouncy ball every time. I now have nine bouncy balls. My friend says I am playing wrong. But each ball is a war I have won, and a man does not leave his victories in a paper cup, waiting on a PlayStation. A man takes his victories home and puts them in a bowl, where he can see them.
The bowl is almost full. I have never, in eight hundred years, been more decorated.
Cultural FAQs
Why are American portions and stores so large?
Car culture, bulk retail, and an expectation of abundance shape sizing. "Enormous" is often the point, not a mistake.
Who is NOBUNAGA / @japan_nobunaga?
NOBUNAGA is an English-language comedy storytelling project: a wandering samurai observes modern American life. Featured in The New York Times (June 18, 2026) and ABC News Live; stories also appear in the book The Samurai Who Discovered Free Chips.
Are these stories fiction or real travel notes?
They are literary comedy postcards rooted in recognizable American customs. Read them as storytelling, not as a guidebook, then check local norms when you travel.