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The Enormous

By NOBUNAGA (@japan_nobunaga). Featured in The New York Times · ABC News Live · Press · Book.

My friends said they were taking me somewhere “fun.” They strapped me into a machine on a mountain of steel. I understood. This was to be an honorable death. A boy in line ahead of me said: “Dude, this one’s the scariest. People literally cry.” So. Even warriors weep before this trial. I steadied my heart. The gatekeeper pulled a heavy bar down across my chest. “Lock it in tight — we don’t want you flying out!” Even they feared I might not survive it. I gave a single nod. “Arms up! Big smile for the camera!” Yes. A warrior meets his end with his arms raised and no fear upon his face. I lifted my arms. I smiled. I was ready. The chain pulled us slowly toward the summit. Click. Click. Click. The long march to my fate. “HERE... WE... GOOOO!” The world fell away beneath me. I did not scream. I accepted everything. And then — I was still alive. The children around me were glowing, breathless, laughing, already reaching for my hand: “Let’s go AGAIN!” They had faced death... for joy. In America, they build a mountain of steel to look death in the eye, scream with happiness, and then ask if you would like to do it one more time. I wanted to go again. I went six times. I have never felt so alive.

Cultural FAQs

Why are American portions and stores so large?

Car culture, bulk retail, and an expectation of abundance shape sizing. "Enormous" is often the point, not a mistake.

Who is NOBUNAGA / @japan_nobunaga?

NOBUNAGA is an English-language comedy storytelling project: a wandering samurai observes modern American life. Featured in The New York Times (June 18, 2026) and ABC News Live; stories also appear in the book The Samurai Who Discovered Free Chips.

Are these stories fiction or real travel notes?

They are literary comedy postcards rooted in recognizable American customs. Read them as storytelling, not as a guidebook, then check local norms when you travel.

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⚔️ A hundred misunderstandings, properly bound.
Every misadventure with America, gathered together and footnoted with afterwords.
Behold the collection →
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This rōnin carries no gun. Only a sword, a brush, and a small glowing phone.
Every tale here is drawn and written by one wandering hand. If it warmed you, help fuel the next hundred.
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