Summer 2026 field reports · Vol. 2: The Many Who Caught Me
The Enormous
By NOBUNAGA (@japan_nobunaga). Featured in The New York Times · ABC News Live · Press · Book.
USA. A national park. A crowd had gathered on wooden benches to watch a hole in the ground, and every one of them was checking a watch.
A geyser. Named. Scheduled. Faithful.
I asked a man what we were waiting for. He said the water would come at 4:42. Not "soon." Not "when the spirits allow." 4:42.
In my land, a waterfall falls because the mountain wills it, and you are grateful to witness it at all. Here, the earth had been handed a timetable, and the people had come to hold it to its word.
I did not believe it. A mountain answers to no man's clock.
At 4:41 the crowd went still. Phones rose like a volley of arrows.
At 4:42, the ground tore open and threw a tower of boiling water at the sky — exactly as promised, like a soldier reporting one breath before the bell.
They applauded. They applauded water, for doing the single thing it had agreed to do.
"Does it ever miss?" I asked.
"Eh. Maybe by ten minutes."
Maybe by ten minutes. He forgave it the way you forgive an old dog. Ten thousand years of keeping its word had earned it that.
A man does not ask the geyser to wait for him. He comes early, and he waits for the geyser.
I removed my hat. I did not clap — clapping was too small. So I bowed to the hole in the ground. The man beside me bowed too, unsure why, then deeper, because it felt correct.
I will come back at 4:42 on some far gray morning, and it will be there, on time, unchanged. And I will finally understand what it means to be faithful.
Cultural FAQs
Why are American portions and stores so large?
Car culture, bulk retail, and an expectation of abundance shape sizing. "Enormous" is often the point, not a mistake.
Who is NOBUNAGA / @japan_nobunaga?
NOBUNAGA is an English-language comedy storytelling project: a wandering samurai observes modern American life. Featured in The New York Times (June 18, 2026) and ABC News Live; stories also appear in the book The Samurai Who Discovered Free Chips.
Are these stories fiction or real travel notes?
They are literary comedy postcards rooted in recognizable American customs. Read them as storytelling, not as a guidebook, then check local norms when you travel.