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Source: Washington Examiner · 2026-09-09 · Original article ↗

US confirms underwater drone malfunctioned as Iran claims it seized vessel

CENTCOM said the drone died. Tehran said the IRGC took it in Hormuz.

Summary

Commentary

A Norfolk sailor still smells diesel in a bay that should have brought a drone home, not a Revolutionary Guard clip. He did not launch that hull so Tehran could narrate a prize.

Malfunction. More than a day. No sensitive load. The honest dad already paid the boat. The IRGC paid the camera.

Look every working father who still turns a wrench on a pier in the eye and answer this: if a dead drone can become a trophy, who still owns the next strait?

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If a dead drone can become an IRGC trophy, who still owns the next strait?
u/border_dad · 5h

Tuesday CENTCOM. Malfunction. More than a day. No sensitive gear. Hold that chain.

u/midwest_vet · 4h

I stood a wire so a hull stayed ours. A prize video is not a boarding.

u/rule_first · 4h

Hawkins. Hormuz claim. IRGC. Exclusion-zone week. Publish the four.

u/tokyo_ally · 3h

Allied navies still treat a malfunction as a tow, not a surrender. A trophy clip is a bill.

u/docket_rat · 3h

Unmanned. Near Iran. Examiner facts only. File the three.

u/night_shift · 2h

I still hose a pier at 2 a.m. I want the next hull home, not on their feed.

u/texas_mom · 90m

A sailor's lost tool is not a propaganda win. It is a warning the fleet already paid.

u/gulf_watch · 55m

A regime that films a dead drone is a second navy. The first Navy control statement should have been enough.

u/press_clip · 30m

Examiner printed Hawkins, no secrets, and the IRGC claim. Argue those nouns.

u/soc_lead · 15m

Keep the strait. Ignore the trophy edit. A visitor who steals a dead hull is not a coast guard.

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