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Source: Daily Caller · 2026-09-07 · Original article ↗

Trump Pardons Sailor Sentenced To 20 Years Over Toy Firearms

Twenty years for inert RPGs with holes in the receivers. Trump sent the sailor home.

Summary

Commentary

A Norfolk night machinist still smells coolant and watches a locker that should not have bought a 20-year hole for a drilled-out tube. He did not stand a watch so a raid could turn a collectible into a life.

Twenty. Years. Holes. In. The. Receivers. The honest dad already paid the enlistment. The raid paid the cage.

Look every working father who still hangs a uniform in the eye and answer this: if a toy tube can buy 20 years, who still wants the next sailor left in the dock?

Comments

If a drilled-out tube can buy 20 years, who still wants the next sailor left in the dock?
u/border_dad · 5h

Adamiak. 2022 raid. 2023 conviction. 20 years. Inert RPGs. Hold that chain.

u/midwest_vet · 4h

I stood a watch so a sailor would come home. A stripped tube is not a launcher.

u/rule_first · 4h

Holes in receivers. Parts stripped. Three other NFA pardons. Publish the three.

u/tokyo_ally · 3h

Allied decks still treat a collectible as a collectible. A 20-year example is a bill.

u/docket_rat · 3h

Sack: not substantiated. Williams: weekly since 2023. File the two.

u/night_shift · 2h

I still clock a yard at 4 a.m. I want the next sailor home before the next raid.

u/texas_mom · 90m

A kid should not wait 20 years because a tube had holes. Keep the pardon. Keep him home.

u/gulf_watch · 55m

A show trial on a toy is a second border around the fleet. The first raid should have been enough.

u/press_clip · 30m

Daily Caller printed 20 years, 2022, inert RPGs, and three more pardons. Argue those nouns.

u/soc_lead · 15m

Keep the pardon. End the example cases. A sailor's locker is not a trophy hunt.

Paraphrased comments. Not attributed.

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