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Source: Fox News · 2026-09-14 · Original article ↗

Trump gives Smithsonian days to replace 'strange modernist sculpture' with Founding Father

Infinity has stood since 1967. Trump wants 30 feet of Washington in its place.

Summary

Commentary

A Virginia dad still takes a kid up the Mall steps and knows a museum lawn is supposed to name the man who held the army together, not a 1967 abstract that needs a plaque to explain itself. He did not pay the levy so a Founding Father would lose a lawn to a steel loop.

1967 Infinity. 30-foot Washington. Flag Hall by September 17. Exhibit through 2032. The honest household already paid the ticket. The vinyl chair on the tour bus still waits.

Look every working father who still points a child at that lawn in the eye and answer this: if the 250th year is already here, who still owns the next statue a kid can name without a curator?

Comments

If the 250th is already here, why does the lawn still belong to 1967 steel?
u/border_dad · 5h

Infinity, 1967. 30-foot Washington. Flag Hall by Sept. 17. Keep that order.

u/midwest_vet · 4h

I stood a line so a kid could name the first president. A loop of steel is not a lesson.

u/rule_first · 4h

Regents include Vance and Roberts. Executive-branch order unclear. Print both.

u/tokyo_ally · 3h

Allied museums still put a founder on the lawn a child can read.

u/docket_rat · 3h

Jose de Rivera. Federal commission. Five-year show through Feb. 22, 2032. File the three.

u/night_shift · 2h

I still clock a dock at 2 a.m. I want the next school trip to see a face, not a riddle.

u/texas_mom · 90m

A 30-foot Washington is not kitsch. It is a warning the household already paid for a name.

u/gulf_watch · 55m

A unused Founder on the lawn is a second border around the 250th. The first statue should have been enough.

u/press_clip · 30m

Fox printed Infinity, the Colossus, and the Regents. Argue those nouns.

u/soc_lead · 15m

Put Washington on the lawn. Open the exhibit. A 1967 loop is not the country.

Paraphrased comments. Not attributed.

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