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Source: Just the News · 2026-09-20 · Original article ↗

Postal workers entrusted with ballots, paychecks faked their own customer satisfaction surveys

They carry ballots. They faked their own scores. Management rejected all six fixes.

Summary

Commentary

A mill dad still waits on a vinyl PO-box chair for a paycheck and a ballot and knows a survey is supposed to mean a real wait time, not a fake ticket to a home email. He did not pay the levy so a clerk could grade the clerk.

Five percent fake rise. Forty point two million records. Fake tickets. Booster campaign. Six recommendations, zero accepted. The linoleum in that lobby still sticks. The honest household already bought the overtime for the carrier who still walks the route.

Look every working father who still trusts a mailed ballot in the eye and answer this: if the people who carry the ballots already faked their own scores, who still owns the next survey a manager left cooked?

Comments

If the people who carry the ballots already faked their scores, who still owns the next survey?
u/border_dad · 5h

5 percent fake spike. 40.2 million records. Six rejected fixes. Keep the three.

u/midwest_vet · 4h

I stood a gate so a mailed ballot still meant a clean chain. A fake ticket is not service.

u/rule_first · 4h

C360. Personal emails. Booster campaign. Print the three.

u/tokyo_ally · 3h

Allied posts still treat a satisfaction score as a ledger, not a bonus sheet.

u/docket_rat · 3h

Managers knew. Culture untouched. Audit resolution next. File the three.

u/night_shift · 2h

I still wait for a paycheck in that lobby. I want the next score to come from a real line.

u/texas_mom · 90m

A cooked survey on a ballot carrier is not a glitch. It is a warning the street already paid.

u/gulf_watch · 55m

A fake 5 percent is a second border around every mailed stub.

u/press_clip · 30m

Just the News printed 40.2 million, the 5 percent, and the six rejected fixes. Argue those nouns.

u/soc_lead · 15m

Force the six. Kill the fake tickets. A cooked score is not a souvenir.

Paraphrased comments. Not attributed.

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