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Source: New York Post · 2026-09-27 · Original article ↗

Homeless NYC nutjob slashes rival with box cutter, spilling his intestines: court docs

Six inches of gut on Second Avenue. Prosecutors asked $100,000. The judge sent him home.

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An Upper East Side night-shift cook still mops linoleum after last call and knows a six-inch gut wound is supposed to mean a hold, not a recognizance stamp. He did not pay the levy so a box cutter on Second Avenue could walk before the stitches set.

$100,000 asked. Zero cash posted. One orange cutter in a back pocket. The vinyl chair in that arraignment room still holds the household that already locked the deli door.

Look every working father who still walks a kid past that grocery in the eye and answer this: if prosecutors already put $100,000 on the table, who still owns the next 10 p.m. sidewalk a recognizance stamp sends back?

Comments

If prosecutors already asked $100,000, who still owns the next Second Avenue sidewalk?
u/border_dad · 5h

Six-inch cut. Orange cutter. Own recognizance. Keep those stamps.

u/midwest_vet · 4h

I stood a gate so a gut wound still meant a hold. A walk-out is not a weather report.

u/rule_first · 4h

Bonifacaio 34. First-degree assault. Judge Jack-Browne. Print the three.

u/tokyo_ally · 3h

Allied night courts still treat intestines on a sidewalk as a breach, not a scheduling note.

u/docket_rat · 3h

East 69th and Second. Weill Cornell. $100,000 ask. File the corner.

u/night_shift · 2h

I still smell bleach on linoleum at 2 a.m. I want the next box cutter empty of a walk.

u/texas_mom · 90m

A deli sidewalk is not a vibe. It is a warning the street already paid.

u/gulf_watch · 55m

A $100,000 ask next to a recognizance stamp is a second border around every honest grocer.

u/press_clip · 30m

The Post printed the six-inch wound, the orange cutter, and the OR release. Argue those nouns.

u/soc_lead · 15m

Hold the assault count. Keep the cash ask. A recognizance walk is not a souvenir.

Paraphrased comments. Not attributed.

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