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Source: Just the News · 2026-09-16 · Original article ↗

FBI agent proposed criminal probe into Elon Musk over OPM email policy, email reveals

What did you get done last week. An FBI agent wanted that question treated like a crime.

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A shop dad still writes five lines on a grease card and knows a weekly report is supposed to be a job, not a felony theory. He did not pay the levy so a badge could hunt the man who asked what the payroll actually did.

Five bullets. No classified. An agent offering to shop a prosecutor. The honest household already filled out a timesheet. The linoleum under that cubicle still waits.

Look every working father who still has to account for a shift in the eye and answer this: if asking what you got done last week can be dressed up as a criminal 58, who still owns the next efficiency order that the building does not like?

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If a timesheet can be a criminal 58, who still owns the next efficiency order?
u/border_dad · 5h

Five bullets. No classified. Criminal 58. Keep that order.

u/midwest_vet · 4h

I stood a desk so a report still meant a report. A weekly list is not a server scandal.

u/rule_first · 4h

Gounaud. Grassley. 18 USC 208. Patel hearing. Print the four.

u/tokyo_ally · 3h

Allied services still treat a status email as management, not a conspiracy.

u/docket_rat · 3h

SGE status. X announcement. Offer to find a prosecutor. File the three.

u/night_shift · 2h

I still write what I did on a clipboard. I want the next ask treated like work, not a raid.

u/texas_mom · 90m

A badge hunting a timesheet is not oversight. It is a warning the street already paid.

u/gulf_watch · 55m

A criminal theory on an efficiency email is a second border around a payroll.

u/press_clip · 30m

JTN printed the email. Daily Caller printed Grassley's targeting file. Argue those nouns.

u/soc_lead · 15m

Ask the question. Keep the classified out. A weekly list is not a crime.

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