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Source: Fox News · 2026-09-16 · Original article ↗

Attempted Trump assassin Thomas Crooks used 'Bob Dole' alias before anonymous donor paid for cremation: docs

The packages said Bob Dole. An unnamed donor paid to burn the file after Butler.

Summary

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A mill dad still waits in a gravel lot for a rally to start and knows a rooftop is supposed to be HVAC, not a firing point. He did not buy a ticket so a kid with a fake name on a box could rewrite a country's night.

Bob Dole on the label. An anonymous check for the cremation. A 1400 SAT and no named friends. The honest household already paid for a Secret Service that missed the roof. The cold rain on that Butler grass still waits.

Look every working father who still takes a kid to a public rope line in the eye and answer this: if the packages already had a fake name and the ashes already had a hidden payer, who still owns the next rally roof that was supposed to be swept?

Comments

If the boxes already said Bob Dole, who still owns the next rally roof?
u/border_dad · 5h

Dole alias. Anonymous cremation. Butler July 2024. Keep that order.

u/midwest_vet · 4h

I stood a rope so a rally still meant a speech. A rooftop is not optional.

u/rule_first · 4h

Thomas Crooks. Matthew Crooks. 1400 then 1500. Senate docs. Print the four.

u/tokyo_ally · 3h

Allied details still treat an alias on a package as a hunt, not a quirk.

u/docket_rat · 3h

Late-shift dad. Packages collected first. Hacked checking story. File the three.

u/night_shift · 2h

I still work late. I want the next box on a kid's porch opened by a cop, not a eulogy.

u/texas_mom · 90m

An unnamed donor for a cremation is not closure. It is a warning the street already paid.

u/gulf_watch · 55m

A missed roof is a second border around every outdoor stage.

u/press_clip · 30m

Fox printed the alias, the donor, and the SAT scores. Argue those nouns.

u/soc_lead · 15m

Sweep the roof. Trace the boxes. A rally ticket is not supposed to be a last night.

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